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07/26/2005 03:45:04 PM
Strange things are happening on the baseball diamond, and some that are not so strange.
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Strange things are happening on the baseball diamond, and some that are
not so strange. The Yankees not being able to maintain their mlb
second half run is inexplicable at best. The Padres being exposed in
perhaps the weakest division in the history of baseball is not.
Dontrelle Willis? Another expected demise.
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Yet if you haven’t jumped already, it is time to take a dip in the
ocean, leave the sinking submarine that is the Yankees. The
sportsbooks may still have them winning the division. By now, it
is clear they will not.
This week we will see the baseball version of the Empire, the Bronx
Bombers, face off once again with Vlad and the Angels. This has
all the makings of the coup de grace, and is perhaps your last chance
to rake the online sportsbooks before they adjust the line to favor
Boston.
Speaking of downward spirals, the Nationals are sliding like bastard
children at the playground, and their only strength, their baseball
pitching staff, is being held together by crazy glue, of the insane
variety. Yes, I’m talking of one Livan Hernandez, the enigmatic
bastard that fucked up baseball game 7 for the Giants a few years
back. Well, he was just one of the Giants problems that
year. But we got rid of them all, got rid of them good.
These Nationals will be playing the Braves for the right to first
place, a spot the Braves have practically used as a baseball jock strap
for the last twenty years. You might ask, who the fuck do the
Braves have on their baseball team? Well, I’ll tell you who they
don’t have, the aforementioned Livan Hernandez, which is reason enough
to bet the Braves in every baseball game of this series. Am I a
bitter man? Perhaps. I prefer to call it experience.
07/26/2005 03:36:57 PM
It was a wild orgy of betting and baseball, a tornado of anarchy and organized mayhem.
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I woke up this morning in my living room, unshaved and smelling of
cheap booze and cigarettes. It was hectic week, a big week in the
world of gamblers, online sportsbooks, and the moguls up in Las
Vegas. There were Latino derbies, exhibition games that decided
home field advantage, award shows, rivalry baseball games, British
golf, and the end of the 2005 World Series of Poker. It was a
wild orgy of betting and baseball, a tornado of anarchy and organized
mayhem. Yet the mlb baseball season waits for no one, and
the 162 baseball game marathon will not stop this week simply because I
nearly killed myself the week before.
Baseball matchups
The early portion of the week will feature nothing but horse dung,
mockeries of baseball matchups that will produce heavy favorites and
medium sized underdogs. The Red Sox will spank the Devil Rays,
the Cardinals will annihilate the Brew Crew, and the White Sox will
bleach the Tigers. In fact, the only baseball game worth
watching, never mind betting on, will be the rejuvenated Athletics and
the Angels.
Baseball games
Later in the week, the baseball games will get more interesting, with
the White Sox and Red Sox fighting for Sox supremacy, as well as
representing the colors of God and Satan. Quite a responsibility,
if I do say so myself. The Steinbrenners, in hot pursuit of the
Red Sox, will be facing a powerhouse of their own, the mighty Angels of
San Luis Obispo, or wherever they hail from this week. For you
minor league baseball fans, the Cubs and Cards are in play, as well as
the Nats and Buttros, er Astros.
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However, the savvy bettor knows that the baseball matchup is not the
thing, it is the baseball line that is the thing. In the
sportsbook world, a meaningless baseball game in July is just as
valuable as the Super Bowl. Finding a money baseball bet,
regardless of what baseball game it is, can ultimately decide winners
and losers, separate richer from poorer.
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So keep that in mind, gents and gentiles, when looking at the decrepit
schedule this week. It is not the size of the baseball game, but
the size of the deal that counts. The magnitude of the baseball
game should only come into effect when dealing with chokers and those
who thrive on the pressure. These factors should be measured just
like any other statistic, like ERA and batting average. However,
such concerns need not be concerned with, if that makes sense, at least
for this week. Find the deal, bet the baseball, and cash your
winnings.
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